I've learned to light a cigarette, and not touch off my hair,

(Dynel burns with a yellow flame,

and quite fast, so do take care).

But when I hold one in my mouth

and use both hands to talk

Even the other TV girls

get up and take a walk

Though I've spent hours reading

Mademoiselle and Seventeen,

My make-up still looks strong,

even for a burlesque queen And memorizing pages out of Glamour, I enjoy -

But it can t erase my childhood,

wasted looking like a boy!

"What's your Secret Ken?"

Well....

The ad said

"You move like a girl,

walk like a girl

"

dance like a girl, play like a girl" So I bought some to try and now....

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